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Friday, June 21, 2013

If I'm the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarf


The Queen by ~Surnaturel on deviantART

I was just wondering. In Snow White and the Seven Dwarf. Can't the evil queen just make Snow White do many chores under the sun? She will get all tanned and I will be the fairest of them all, unless of cause she use some facial product that continues to make her fair and all. Anyway, I mean that's what I would do if I were the evil queen. Rot under the sun, Snow!

If all else fail, just stab her while she's asleep. She wouldn't see it coming ya? She be all sleepy and all. Why bother sending out soldiers to kill Snow White when you can just do it yourself. RIP OUT HER HEART. No bitches can be fairer than you. Better yet, go to some tall mountain with Snow White. Entertain her or something. Push her off the cliffs while she isn't watching. You can harvest her heart after that.

If I'm the evil queen, Snow White wouldn't have any chance at all. I probably throw acid on her face while she's asleep. She wouldn't know!

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